A man was riding on a crowded bus, standing room
only. The
bus stopped and an elderly lady got on carrying a large picnic basket. She
stood right in front of the man and grabbed the overhead rail so the picnic
basket was above the man's head.
Being a gentleman, he offered his
seat to her. She quickly declined as she was only going a short
distance.
Soon the picnic basket began to leak. The man felt
something drop on top of his head. As he looked up it hit beside his nose
and ran down across his lips. He tasted it, looked up at the lady and
asked, "Pickles?"
She replied, "No, no, puppies....."
Source: Internet