Which side of the
fence?
If you ever wondered which side
of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like
guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like
guns, he wants all guns outlawed
If a Republican is a
vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian,
he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual,
he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he
demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is
down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out
he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a
talk show host, he switches
channels.
A Democrat demands that those
they don't like, be shut down.
If a Republican is a
non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants
any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he
needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or
may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs
health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for
his.
If a Republican reads this,
he'll forward it so his friends can have a good
laugh.
A Democrat will delete it
because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.
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