Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'...but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Did you ever
notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when
you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people
keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then
reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that
whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table
you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics
on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some
sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends --
if they're okay, then it's you.