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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Signs That You Might Be A Redneck

Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

The dog catcher calls for back up when visiting your house.

You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.

You can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your underwear.

You've ever stolen toilet paper.

You think "cur" is a breed of dog.

Your screen door has no screen.

You've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.

You have hubcaps on your house but none on your car.

You bring a bar of soap to a public pool.

Source: Internet