The following quotations were taken from a Toronto newspaper. They are samples of comments from individuals wrote down on their claim forms following their auto accidents.
The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve several times before I hit him.
Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a skull fracture.
I was on my way to the doctor's with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
I had been shopping for plants all day, and was on my way home. As I reached the intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision. I did not see the other car.
The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and went over the embankment.
The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my vehicle.
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