Skipping
Rocks
The oldest and most traditional of all Redneck games. The heavy-weight division is most popular, as contestants try to skip bricks.
Flinging
Originated by an ancient Redneck trying to clean his yard. A great fling is not only a beautiful thing to watch, but often it is accompanied by the exciting sound of something breaking.
Rowing
Not the most popular sport because most Rednecks agree that, "If you can't afford a motor, you can't afford a boat."
Long Jump
This sport is a Redneck favorite, since they all own numerous sets of jumper cables and all their vehicles have dead or dying batteries.
Hog Calling
The good ones can bring a sow into Times Square using only their voice.
Tracking
We're not talking about anything as sissy as following a blood trail. A good tracker can trail a grasshopper down the interstate. A favorite put down in this sport is, "You couldn't track a slug across a sheet of glass."
Field
Hockey
Who can run the farthest through a cow pasture without stepping in "you know what." A real exciting game when played at night with flashlights.
Bush Hogging For
Distance
Put her in drive and hold on tight! A blatant disregard for personal property is an essential for this game.
2x4
Relay
Originated at night on construction sites by people looking to enlarge their homes at budget prices.
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