Saturday, March 1, 2014

Thinking About....,


A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.   
His wife is noticeably miffed and upset at him and his friend just sits and listens in as she states:

"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why did you bring him home for?"   
Her husband replies, "Because he's thinking of getting married."