Twenty Years Ago:
Miss Lichtig receives an apple from an anonymous student
and shows it to her
fellow teachers.
Today:
Miss Lichtig receives
a package from an anonymous student
and shows it to the bomb squad.
Twenty Years Ago:
Ed Navis, the class
clown, is caught reading Playboy.
Today:
Mrs. McMahon,
the art teacher, is caught posing for Playboy.
Twenty Years Ago:
Nurse Dweezel treats the fifth grade's first case of
whooping cough.
Today:
Nurse Dweezel treats
the fifth grade's first case of morning sickness
Twenty Years Ago:
Students find
mercury, lead and cobalt on the
periodic table.
Today:
Students find
mercury, lead and cobalt in the drinking water.
Twenty Years Ago:
Each class begins with "Show and Tell."
Today:
Each class begins with "Search and Frisk."
TIMES......THEY
ARE A'CHANGING