Monday, May 27, 2013

Twenty Years Ago

Twenty Years Ago:
Miss Lichtig receives an apple from an anonymous student
and shows it to her fellow teachers.
Today:
  Miss Lichtig receives a package from an anonymous student
 and shows it to the bomb squad.

Twenty Years Ago:
  Ed Navis, the class clown, is caught reading Playboy.
Today:

 Mrs. McMahon, the art teacher, is caught posing for Playboy.
Twenty Years Ago:
 Nurse Dweezel treats the fifth grade's first case of whooping cough.
Today:
 Nurse Dweezel treats the fifth grade's first case of morning sickness
Twenty Years Ago:
 Students find mercury, lead and cobalt on the periodic table.
Today:
 Students find mercury, lead and cobalt in the drinking water.
Twenty Years Ago:
 Each class begins with "Show and Tell."
Today:
 Each class begins with "Search and Frisk."
TIMES......THEY ARE A'CHANGING