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Some Interesting Thoughts
- Sometimes I'll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
- Nothing hurts more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
- I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
- There is great need for a sarcasm font.
- Was learning cursive really necessary?
- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
- can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
- Bad decisions and bad luck make good stories.
- You
never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the
rest of the day.
- I'm always slightly
terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any
changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any
changes to.
- I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
- I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
- I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
- How
many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
- I
love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and
sisters!
- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
- Even
under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a
pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -
but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet
away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.