You take your net connected cell phone to the outhouse to read your email.
Your email address ends in ".over.yonder.com."
Your computer is worth more than all of your cars combined.
You ever refer to your computer as "Old Bessie."
You start all of your emails with the word "Howdy."
You can fix a trolling motor with a set of PC tools.
You've ever used a CD-Rom as a coaster to sit your drink can on.
Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite tractor.
You think re-booting is getting new soles on your boots.