A man brings
his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His
wife is noticeably
miffed and upset at him and his friend just sits and listens
in as she
states:
"My hair & makeup are not done, the
house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I
can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why did you bring him home for?"
Her husband
replies, "Because he's
thinking of getting married."
