Gray hair is God's graffiti.Bill Cosby
Old age is no place for sissies.Bette Davis
Age is a question of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.Satchel Paige
Just remember, once you're over the hill,
you begin to pick up speed.Charles Schulz
"Don't worry about senility,"
my grandfather used to say.
"When it hits you, you won't know it."Bill Cosby
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.Mark Twain
Old age is no place for sissies.Bette Davis
Age is a question of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.Satchel Paige
Just remember, once you're over the hill,
you begin to pick up speed.Charles Schulz
"Don't worry about senility,"
my grandfather used to say.
"When it hits you, you won't know it."Bill Cosby
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.Mark Twain
Inside every seventy year old is a thirty five year old
asking, "What happened?"Ann Landers
The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball
My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and it was the law.Jerry Seinfeld
It's no longer a question of staying healthy.
It's a question of finding a sickness you like.Jackie Mason
Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes.
Pull on rubber gloves.
Smear Vaseline over your glasses,
and there you have it: instant old age.Malcolm Cowley
