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Friday, April 26, 2013

Redneck Olympics

Skipping Rocks

The oldest and most traditional of all Redneck games. The heavy-weight division is most popular, as contestants  try to skip bricks.


Originated by an ancient Redneck trying to clean his yard.  A great fling is not only a beautiful thing to watch, but often it is accompanied by the exciting  sound of something breaking.


Not the most popular sport because most Rednecks agree that, "If you can't afford a motor, you can't afford a boat."

Long Jump

This sport is a Redneck favorite, since they all own numerous sets of jumper cables and all their vehicles have dead or dying batteries.

Hog Calling

The good ones can bring a sow into Times Square using only their voice. 


We're not talking about anything as sissy as following a blood trail.  A good tracker can trail a grasshopper down the interstate.  A favorite put down in this sport is,  "You couldn't track a slug across a sheet of glass."

Field Hockey

Who can run the farthest through a cow pasture without stepping in "you know what." A real exciting game when played at night with flashlights.

Bush Hogging For Distance

Put her in drive and hold on tight! A blatant disregard for personal property is an essential for this game. 

2x4 Relay

Originated at night on construction sites by people looking to enlarge their homes at budget prices.

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