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Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Humorous Epitaphs

Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing
That made her go.

Here lies the father of 29
There would have been more
But he didn't have time.

Here lies Lester Moore,
Four slugs from a forty-four.
No Les, No Moore. 

Here lies an atheist,
All dressed up and,
No place to go.

Harry Edsel Smith
Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft
to see if  the car was on
the way down.
It was.

Source: Internet