The North Vs. South

The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses.

The North has Cream of Wheat, the South has grits.

The North has double last names; the South has double first names.

The North has green salads, the South has collard greens.

The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races.

The North has lobsters, the South has crawfish.

The North has the rust belt; the South has the Bible Belt.