You Might Be A Redneck If..,

You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

You've ever re-used a paper plate.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".

You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.

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You Might Be A Redneck If..,

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders
and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

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