Welcome To 2014

Phone - Wireless

Cooking - Fireless

Cars - Keyless

Food - Fatless

Dresses - Sleeveless

Youth - Jobless

Leaders - Shameless

Relationships - Meaningless

Attitudes - Careless

Babies - Fatherless

Feelings - Heartless

Education - Valueless

Children - Mannerless

Country - Godless

We are speechless,

Congress is clueless,

And our President is worthless.

And I'm scared s@*tless.